The best way to test out your wits at the office party is to kick it up a notch with the locals. For starters, try to woo them with a hefty cocktail and some follicle-friendly kitty litter. If your lucky you’ll be on the receiving end of an overdose of booze and a goodie bag in no time flat! Then you’re off to the clubs and back in no time. If your luck doesn’t last long, you might be a few drinks short on the sex front. This is where a little planning goes a long way. A nifty one-liner a la the locals will have you sipping champagne and swooshing your sexy bits in no time at all!